The stages of Boy-hood.

Hi there. In case you can’t tell, I’m not of the male gender but after just one year of middle school i got to learn how special they really are….Let me start with the “stages” of middle school boy hood

through out the year these similar jokes will come around and you will be expected to laugh or be dubbed the “Female dog” of the class. Let’s start with the “Yo’ Mama” constantly you will be hearing this, for example

Joelle: Hi, I was late because..

Sam: YO’ MAMA !

Joelle: actually ya,… she couldn’t find her keys..

BUT what Sam meant was  in a totally different context.  It didn’t work in sam’s case because he meant it to be dirty but the over use of the joke caused it to be forever planted in their heads, there for having to be the first response to anything that leaves their mouth. After the Yo’ mama you graduate into the “Up your butt” and “lady dogs and hoes “ Yes both are dirty and you can probably guess what the up your butt joke is used for, BUT the lady dogs and hoes is also used to undermine the girls superior knowledge over pretty much everything at that age.

Let me give you another example.

Sally: Teacher, the answer is wrong on the board..again.

Teacher: Oh --- cute off--

Jake: SHUT UP YOU HOE,

this is used not to make fun of us like they think they are doing but us girls have found that they use it as a defense for what they never could  achieve.

And now we are onto the final chapter up boy-hood. Hilter. While this being a horribly fascinating point in history the boys tend to mock it and in my class and had a schedual for when they would jump up and well..make hitler jokes. obviously none of the girls laughed because it was so horrible but they guys CRACK UP HYSTERICALLY LITTERALLY NOT A CHANCE THEY WOULD BE QUIET FOR THE NEXT 10 MINUTES! and the rest of the class suffered for it. I liked to call my class the “future juvenile delinquants class” just because they were soo….special

 

lets hope for  more in high school.